Flight Attendant: Welcome Aboard Passengers! And Thanks for flying with Frontier today. Get ready for the most *BASIC* flight of your life.

Lady: What’d he say?

Flight Attendant: Yup, no one’s doing it like us. I’m talking point A to point B. That’s it! Here at Frontier, we don’t believe in 3 course meals or cushions for your tush. You want that? Fly Emirates. Your destination is the only reason you’re flying with us, and that’s why it’s our sole priority.

Guy: So what about us in first class?

Flight Attendant: First class? What’s that?

Fly Frontier. It’s worth it.

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